Thank you for the opportunity to ask you these questions. I have been waiting a long time. I understand I only get ten questions, so I'll try to make the most of them.
Question 1: Why is water blue?
God: It isn't blue. It is polka dot. But I made you so that you can only see it as blue.
Question 2: Why did you make roses have thorns?
God: I didn't. I made thorns have roses.
Question 3: What happens after you die?
God: You have already died. This is what happens after you die.
Question 4: Is there a heaven and a hell?
Question 5: Which religion is really true?
Question 6: Why do you allow suffering?
Question 7: Is The Bible literally true?
Question 8: Did Jesus really bring people back from the dead?
Question 9: Do you exist or not?
Question 10: Why did you make Donald Trump?
6-4-18 This piece was written at the Roundhouse Writing Group, Santa Cruz, Guatemala. The writing prompt for the session was: Questions you would like to ask the Universe.